“We regret to inform you…”

This received from one of my online distributors where I host and occasionally sell some of my songs and who offer promotional opportunities to artists. It caused me to deploy one of my large stock of well-practiced wry smiles:

“Dave Keir,

The promoter IMR Magazine has not accepted your submission for the campaign IMR Magazine – “Indie Acoustic” issue.

We regret to inform you that we have decided not to accept your submission at this time. We thank your for your time.

– Thanks for your participation,
IMR Magazine – “Indie Acoustic” issue “

Anyway, apropos of absolutely nothing at all, here’s a picture of my-cat-the-recording-engineer: